ANYWAYS, I, ZETSA, will be this font.
Mohlie will be this
So let's start out with...ME. Last time, Mohlie told me that the voices in my head had no right to speak.
Roxos: Quite frankly, I do not approve of her insight.
Me: ROXOS! YOU'RE BACK!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
Roxos: I only interfere in political issues because I'm boring like that.
Me: ...GREAT. NOW GO AWAY.
Do I have to start every line I feel like talking with "Mohlie?"
No. The voices in my head are a part of me even though - as I mentioned - my mind is a separate entity from me, but unless you have voices in your head who would like to make a contribution to this blog, you don't have to start everything with "Mohlie."
Score! So, how many voices DO you have in your head and what are their opinions on British people? (No, Jorge, NOT you)
Well, I have at least 150 voices, but only a select few actually speak to me (I made a post about this). As for their opinions on British people...
Roxos: They're cool.
Bevell: They're cool.
Chui: They're cool unless they hurt Bevell.
Estmund: Chui, you need professional help.
Chui: DO NOT!
Bevell: ...I actually have to agree.
Chui: BUT WHY?!
Estmund: I like British people.
Bevell: You're too clingy and have anger issues. You almost killed Roxos after he gave me a sandwich.
What kind of sandwich? Cause if it was a chicken club from Macdoogals, then I'd try to kill someone too.
Roxos: I gave her a sandwich -
Chui: FILLED WITH POISON!!!
Roxos: - no. I gave her a sandwich -
Chui: THAT GOT POOPED ON BY RATS!
Bevell: Roxos gave me a sandwich from Wendy's. My favorite sandwich. I checked it for poison, and there was none.
Estmund: Why would you check a sandwich for poison?
Bevell: That is classified.
Me: Can't I have a say in anything?
How about ME??? I'm the guest here. humph
Estmund: Sorry, Mohlie. I heard you like ponies. I am a Brony, as well. I LOVE APPLEJACK AND PINKIE PIE!! What about you?
Derpy is my favorite because it's canonical for her to exist. Man, is it hectic in here. I barely know what's going on.
It's okay. I have no idea what's really going on, either.
Estmund: Well, maybe if you were more ORGANIZED, you wouldn't be SUCH A FAILURE!
Me: What's with the sudden anger, dude? Is it because I thought 2+2=6?
Estmund: That and my boyfriend and I had a fight.
Me: Cheesecake?
Estmund: *nods gravely* Cheesecake. But we'll get over it.
OKAY. Hopefully this'll be normal, now.
...Cheesecake? Whaaaaaaaaaaat??? What is this??? I'm so confused.
Estmund and his boyfriend -
Estmund: WHOSE NAME WILL NOT BE REVEALED.
- Right. They have different cheesecake recipes, and each of them believes that their recipe is superior. With me being the Queen of Cheesecake in my mind, I tried their recipes. Both were good. They refuse to believe that both their cheesecakes bore equal deliciousness, so on occasion, they argue about this. It's like the Game: when you think about it, you lose. They don't really think about the cheesecake until it randomly comes up. Speaking of which, I just lost the Game.
...Trololololololo...me too. You're a butt. Why is Boyfriend's name censored? Is it because MAJOR PLOT POINT?
Exactly! You are so fucking smart, Mohlie. (Note to self: put language warning on blog before posting.)
Language warning? Shit piss cunt motherfucking asshole donkey stables.
I'm a weirdo. I LOVE YOU GUYS! <3
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
Roxos: I tolerate your existence.
Bevell: You're so adorable! (Shut up, Jorge.)
Estmund: I'd like to get into your pants. ;)
Chui: YOU ARE A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE, MOHLIE.
Me: Shut up, Jorge - I mean, Chui. Shit. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, JORGE! I LOVE YOU! *awkward pause* BUT NOT IN THAT WAY! *facepalm*
But Phil...?
Dammit, this is getting too personal. Anyways...ponies. They're cool. No...EPICOOL.
Awwwww yeaah! I forget which episode, but the CMC (Cutie Mark Crusaders) are gonna make Big Macintosh and Cherilee fall in loooooooooove. :3
Awwwwwww yeah! I totally see that. How do you think it'll end?
Big Macintosh is a closeted genius.
I also see that, but what I meant was do you see baby ponies in their future? You know, more babies for Pinkie Pie to babysit?
I don't think so, 'cause it's the CMC. I doubt it'll last, plus Pumpkin and Poundcake are enough for her to deal with.
Okay, whelp, that's all the time we have today. I'll be postin' more stuff...whenever. And be sure to check out Mohlie's blog: http://howiwhat.blogspot.com/ or else the voices in my head will do horrible things!
I'll miss you guys! Except you, JORGE!
Ummm...okay.
Estmund: That was just about the most amazing and yet most pointless conversation I've ever heard.
Me: Shut up, Estmund. XP
*EDIT: The blog thing's being weird and not posting different fonts. SO they will just be different colors.
*EDIT 2: One thing I forgot to put in red. Thanks for the info, Mohlie! ;)
(Shut up, Jorge.)
ReplyDeleteneeds to be red XD
This was fun, we should do it again later XD