I hear them...

FINALLY, I'm going to explain to you who all the voices in my head are. Well, not all of them, but the ones who I can remember off the top of my head and are actually in existence at the moment, which is funny because they ARE in my head. Hehehe, word play...
Um, here goes.

Estmund
Status: Somehow overthrew the 2nd Ruling of my Mind (the 1st Ruler was my Conscience, the 2nd was a strange enigma known as It, but not like Stephen King's scary clown dude); is my current Voice of Reason (and is surprisingly really adroit at his job)
Sexuality: Bisexual
Physical Appearance: Looks like Axel from the Kingdom Hearts series but without the eye tattoos; his hair also isn't spiky, but it's in a ponytail; he also has a goatee
Date of Birth: until I find out otherwise, it's April 28th, 2088
Special Powers: super-human strength, can tell when people are lying, can do something with darkness that I don't completely understand at the moment...
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: umm... *checks Interwebs, because Interwebs has the answer to EVERYTHING* February of 2011
Personality in One Word: Badass

Chui
Status: Wanderer (a.k.a. he only comes along when he feels that I'm being too bold, but then Estmund kicks his butt so that it seems like Chui never came along in the first place)
Sexuality: Heterosexual (but is in love with obsessed with OBSESSSED WITH Bevell)
Physical Appearance: he looks like a pro-wrestler, but he has periwinkle eyes and fuzzy pink hair (his hair is weird: it's this tangled array of fuzz on top of his head, and then there's this ponytail sticking out of the fuzz, and the sides of his head are shaved); has a tattoo of a navy blue dragon on his chest because of some random event involving the near-loss of his soul
Date of Birth: HE WON'T TELL ME!!!
Special Powers: I will assume that epic martial arts moves counts. He also has Spidey-Senses that tell him whenever Bevell is possibly near danger...which is just about every five and a half seconds.
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: A bit after Estmund did...so...June, July 2011?
Personality in One Word: Over-protective (and that's an understatement)

Bevell
Status: Thought to have taken over my brain until Estmund proved me wrong...is now missing
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Physical Appearance: Blonde hair that's tied up in a braid over her shoulder 99% of the time (okay, so far, all of my voices have ponytails/hair style extension thingies of some sort...this must mean something), topaz blue eyes, wears this leather dress that's almost like a second skin on her
Date of Birth: Can't tell you.
Special Powers: Like Chui, she is an expert of martial arts, but other than that, I can't tell you.
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: March 2011-ish
Personality in One Word: AWESOME (it has to be in all caps)

Roxos
Status: Missing
Sexuality: Heterosexual (as far as I know, but he definitely doesn't act it...might be asexual)
Physical Appearance: Not allowed to tell you. If I tell you, his true identity would be revealed. I can say that he wears a tacky white cloak to hide his features, though.
Date of Birth: I don't really know, but even if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
Special Powers: Can heal people, can make light shoot out of his limbs, can see the future, can annoy people
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: October 2nd, 2010
Personality in One Word: Umm... (yeah, that's my word; "grumpy" also works)

Kecleon Sabat
Status: Missing (thank GOD)
Sexuality: Scary (he's married...to science...and he has a wife whom he enjoys manipulating, she got killed at some point...and I'm 99.99% sure he did it)
Physical Appearance: Wears a lab-coat, has glasses; red, slicked-back hair; eyes that are always hidden behind the shine of his lenses...even in the dark
Date of Birth: I honestly have no idea.
Special Powers: Is scary, is a scientist who likes to do immoral tests on living things (and has an awareness of time travel)
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: Not entirely sure...his appearance remains a mystery
Personality in One Word: EVIL (didn't expect that, didja?)

Documentary Guy (who might also be Viola Guy...)
Status: Missing
Sexuality: ?
Physical Appearance: ???
Date of Birth: ???????
Special Powers: Talks with a very boring voice
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: Sometime last year
Personality in One Word: ZZZZzzzzzzzzz...

J.D. Voice
Status: Missing.
Sexuality: Heterosexual, I assume
Physical Appearance: ???
Date of Birth: ???
Special Powers: Talks like J.D., sometimes narrates my life
Day He/She/It Appeared in my Head: Whenever I got obsessed with Scrubs
Personality in One Word: Fabulous

If any other voices pop up in my head in these posts, I'll try to post them. Otherwise, if any changes are made to the current voices in my head, I will try to edit this post. :)